wowie zowie

anxietydaddy:

onoe:

zsnes:

sometimes when i see this picture i scroll up and down so i can make this little man angry

himbofisher:

xenosagaepisodeone:

skarchomp:

fallingtowers:

fallingtowers:

got a new job… im the person who passes the objects in front of the fire in plato’s cave

everyday people ask me if they can fuck the shadows. buddy, you can’t fuck them, because they are without substance. they are mere pale echoes of the true reality, pal

they’re what? that doesn’t make any sense. they’re right there, and i can’t conceive of anything beyond them to fuck. so can i fuck them or what?

battled:

ferviduspizza:

This is a strong contender for my favorite exchange I’ve ever seen on the internet

halflifegifs:

For the record I clicked yes and it crashed my game